(Source: soft--reset, via shroomswag)

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taliabobalia:

dwarferinthetardis:

lillith-thesubmissive:

imaginebaggins:

Russell Brand Messiah Complex

Wisdom.

This man is far more intelligent than many people give him credit for.

comedians generally are.

(via commanderphillips)

denchgang:

never skip leg day

denchgang:

never skip leg day

(Source: pleatedjeans, via marymcneeley)

hotdrinksandfallenleaves:

fried-demon-potato:

1los:

heather franzen

OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE MOST ADORABLE THING IVE EVER SEEN JUST LOOK AT THOSE LIL FLOOFY-CAT-LOAVES

*CLUTCHES HEART*

(via baby-blueeyes)

anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

(via escapegoate)

apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

(Source: jagroar, via escapegoate)

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

(via letthemfall)

(Source: awwww-cute, via ghostinggg)

"I’m so full of you that there are parts of me that can only respond to your touch. My hair, my mouth, my throat: they’re all anxious for you. They’re all waiting. Anyone else feels like they don’t belong. But you, you’ve got me all wired up, nerves twisted into knots, hands fucking shaking before they’ve even touched. You feel like home even though you’re not. That’s the most terrifying part of it all. You’re not, but the rest of me is convinced that you are."

— Azra.T “Homeostasis” (via 5000letters)

codyeich:

// ::: // Thanks a lot Rachelle! www.codyeichtattoo.com

codyeich:

// ::: // Thanks a lot Rachelle!
www.codyeichtattoo.com

sterlinggraves:

romance: saying “i do” on top of a mountain.

sterlinggraves:

romance: saying “i do” on top of a mountain.

(via relheok)